Hello Everyone, my name 'Speed Racer' and I have a lead foot.
EVERYONE: HELLO SPEEDRACER!
Host: When did this all begin Speed Racer?
SR: Well, I don't know exactly. I don't mean to drive too fast - except for maybe when I'm in a hurry.
Host: How often are you in a hurry?
SR: All the time I guess. But there are times when I'm just daydreaming or listening to a really goood song and I step on the gas unaware of my speed.
Host: And what impact does this have on your life Ms. Speed Racer.
SR: Well, I've spent quite a bit of money paying tickets......
Host: Exactly how much?
SR: Let's just say I could have gone to Europe twice.
EVERYONE: OOOHHH NOOOOO!!
SR: My car insurance is also extremely high because of the tickets.
EVERYONE: OOOH NOOOOO!!
Host: Well, I'd say it's time for a change, wouldn't you?
SR: I believe it is. What do you thing I should do???????
EVERYONE: STOP DRIVING SO DANG ON FAST, OBEY THE SPEED LIMIT -- DUH!!!
Traffic tickets waste a lot of time and money. Both of which could be better used in many other areas of my ...um..I mean...our lives.....it is financially prudent to follow the rules so we can keep our money in our pockets where it belongs!
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