Monday, August 15, 2011

#MoneyChat: How To Lose Your Job 101


Tip 1.           Show up late a couple of days or what the heck - every day each week.

Tip 2.          Check your Facebook, Twitter and generally play on YOUR phone or work computer every   2 minutes

Tip 3.           Make the standard answer to your bosses' questions: 
 'er.. I don't know'…

Tip 4.           Bombard your boss with problems without offering solutions
 
Tip 5.           Gripe and complain all the time, about everything, everywhere, whenever you get a chance

Tip 6.           Spread and create as much gossip and rumors as you can.

Tip 7.           Take long lunches, no one is watching the clock anyway right?

Tip 8.           Lie on your resume about your skill set – definitely #loseyourjob!

Tip 9.          Get drunk at the holiday office party, complaining about nepotism when the owner’s kid is the summer help… via @DWesterberg

Tip 10.        Don’t follow up on an assignment that your employer gives you
                        via @rj1975



@BenitaTyler and I agree that the point is – even if you hate your job – you need it.  It provides the cash to pay bills, fund retirement,  get out of debt,  have a little fun sometimes, etc. Keep your job by bringing to work the attitude you want to have around you, excel in it = promotion and increase. Skip the drama and go the extra mile  - it pays off. Even if it doesn’t - do it anyway until you can find a job you will love! #keepyourjob ;-)


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